uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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Good job on finishing your first year of university!

thank you, grey blob!

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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lol unofficialmatt does this mean i’m official matt?

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY