Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

Good job on finishing your first year of university!

thank you, grey blob!

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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lol unofficialmatt does this mean i’m official matt?

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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groans:

smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Surprising Fly By
Photography by Elena Murzyn (Woodinville, Washington); Woodinville, Washington

ahahahaha birds are so fucking stupid

groans:

smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Surprising Fly By

Photography by Elena Murzyn (Woodinville, Washington); Woodinville, Washington

ahahahaha birds are so fucking stupid

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kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

(Source: simpsons-latino, via h-a-i-l-s)

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